yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.