SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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