I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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