she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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