Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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