How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
