There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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