Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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