She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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