I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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