once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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