I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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