Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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