me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just high enough for therapy.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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