i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
How external is "for external use only"?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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