everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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