dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I have post one night stand depression
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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