Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Randomize
