i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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