I'm lost and stupid without you.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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