S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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