As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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