Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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