sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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