my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
