Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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