Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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