Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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