I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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