Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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