38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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