Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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