That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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