id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Man, jail baloney is awful.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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