What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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