Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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