they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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