How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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