So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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