If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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