Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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