Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
please don't ironically join a cult
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