We won't sleep together?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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