My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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