so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
