About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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