Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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