wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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