Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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