we're blogging at a bar
Me too!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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