She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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