shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
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You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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