he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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