He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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