so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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